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I came, I saw, I put foot to ass. People are jealous of me because I possess the only known working time machine in the world and I have used it to travel back in time. When I tell people that I am Marty McFly, they just stare at me in awe and wonder. Their mouths drop open and they have a deer-in-the-headlights look of admiration and wonder.

I found Phat when my fifth (or was it my sixth?) personality completely melted down and I ostracized myself from my e-home for the second (or was it my third?) time. I came here, and brought drama and laughter. I brought alligators, monsters, fish, and the hairiest ass on this side of the Atlantic. I melted down and was molded to greatness by a few good people. If you could have a family in cyberspace, this would be it. If it were possible to lay in a pile of garbage like a bum inside that family, that’s what I’d be doing right now–sniffing my armpits and making crude comments at the passerby’s.

Some say that I am a time travelor and that I am really Marty McFly, and others think of me as an aspiring writer, trying to make his way in the universe. I am open, honest, and can be friendly at times. My bark is louder than my bite, and I have an extreme longing for cake. Other than that, there’s not much to tell.