http://worldsoforos.com/secondviews/phat_times Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:04:13 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Ladies and gentlemen, a crime has been commited on Phatooine. Our own dear Rogue has been violated in ways that none of can (but sometimes would like to) imagine. Kidnapped! Held at gun point! Forced at the whims of a deranged stalker! Captain Obvious, the defense attorney, would like to believe ... http://worldsoforos.com/secondviews/phat_times/2008/12/04/lengthy-trial-has-members-up-in-arms/ There will come a time when all of Phatooine is reduced to pre-churned moderatey goodness. After a several month hiatus, soxtalon announced that he was returning to staff, shocking all of us into frenzies, bringing with him a return to pimp standards among staff. We congratulate him on his return and ... http://worldsoforos.com/secondviews/phat_times/2008/11/19/the-torch/ All of the world was in a frenzy. People of our nation went batshit crazy, reaching out for change we deserve and the audacity of hope. The world looked on while the history books were written fresh and an almost 50 year old dream was realized. Whoopity Doo. Meanwhile, members of Phatooine ... http://worldsoforos.com/secondviews/phat_times/2008/11/10/the-phat-chat/ Welcome to the Phat Times! This will serve as the home to the E-Zine of Phatooine.net. It will be a quarterly issue of fun, frivolity, and mayhem! The Phat Times will also serve to update new items on Phatooine! We have a few back issues of the Times ... http://worldsoforos.com/secondviews/phat_times/2008/04/17/hello-world/