GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra

2009

Starring: Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans, Rachel Nichols, Ray Park, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Christopher Eccleston, Sienna Miller, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Dennis Quaid, and Jonathan Pryce

Written by: Stuart Beattie, David Elliot, Paul Lovett, Michael B. Gordon, Stephen Sommers, and Lary Hama

Directed by: Stephen Sommers

Alright – Manned up! And did I ever. This movie is DUMB. Plain out STUPID.

I loved it. It is exactly what it should be. A BIG cartoon with a ton of violence, action, a few sexual innuendos to show that it’s not quite the kiddie show you grew up with.
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Lady Jaye is wrapped up by some tentacles, hentai fanboys the world over sooo wish that scene would have gone in a different direction! I refuse to acknowledge this as the end of Cobra Commander, he’s still the man in my eyes. On that front Serpentor can go jump off a cliff for all I care, this I do command! This is a nostalgia trip that is well worth it, although I have heard from a certain reliable source that it’s much better when you take a different kind of trip at the same time.

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