A collection of all the times we see Willy butcher the English language.

WILLY: I am just…
CALEB: Just what?
WILLY: Yes!
CALEB: Get out of the way damn stupid alien

(From - V: The Original Miniseries Part I )

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WILLY: I am just.
HARMY: Yeah? What?
WILLY: Just!
HARMY: Just…just.
WILLY: Yes! Just!
HARMY: Just what?
(WILLY GROANS IN DEJECTION)
HARMY: Don’t let it get you spazzed out, I’ll help you!
WILLY: Yes! Help! Help to go to this place! I’m just!
HARMY: You don’t know where to go?
WILLY: Yes, I’m just!
HARMY: You’re LOST.
WILLY: LOST! Yes…lost!

(From - V: The Original Mini-series Part I)

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WILLY: You are fun?
CALEB: What?
WILLY: Feeling better, feeling fun?
CALEB: FINE!

(From - V: The Original Mini-series Part I)

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WILLY: I’m happy to be looking at you.
HARMY: I’m happy to see you too.

(From - V: The Final Battle Part I)

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WILLY: I’m just a worker, they tell me small.
HARMY: Little, they tell me little.

(From - V: The Final Battle Part I)

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WILLY: I guess I’m not what you would call an ox.
HARMY: That’s FOX you dope!

(From - V: The Final Battle Part II)

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WILLY: Without you, I would have stayed ‘just’ probably forover!

(From - V: The Original Novelization)

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WILLY: Caleb Taylor is a good worker. He knows a lot about refinery equipment. But I don’t think he lives us being here.
HARMY: Likes.

(From - V: The Original Novelization)

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WILLY: The only think that has made me uncomfortable is realizing that the human run is as intelligent as we are.
JULIE: The human race, Willy.

(From - V: The Original Novelization)

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WILLY: Donovan, I was glad to hear you have retired.
JULIE: Returned, Willy.

(From - V: The Original Novelization)

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WILLY: I will stay with you forover
HARMY: Forever, Willy.

(From - V: The Original Novelization)

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WILLY: Zon was an outlawed religion practiced by the Lords of Light. They proposed…no they opposed The Leader.

(From - V: 1.01: Liberation Day)

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WILLY: Robert, I will never forget you. You are a true zero.
ROBERT: Hero, Willy. Hero.

(From - V: 1.02: Dreadnaught)

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JULIE: Willy takes care of her when I’m not around.
WILLY: Yes, I’m her guardian angle.

(From - V: 1.03: Breakout)

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WILLY: Boss, there’s a strangler at the door.
ELIAS: You mean a stranger, right?

(From - V: 1.04: The Deception)

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KYLE: I thought the Visitors only ate live meat.
WILLY: Rat is correct, but I am a veterinarian.

(From - V: 1.04: The Deception)

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WILLY: Leave your plate, I’ll bust it later!

(From - V: 1.04: The Deception)

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WILLY: Good purchase!
ELIZABETH: Goodbye Willy!

(From - V: 1.04: The Deception)

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ELIAS: You alright?
WILLY: Sir! I mean…sure.

(From - V: 1.05: The Sanction)

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WILLY: Would you like me to make you something in the bender, Julie?

(From - V: 1.05: The Sanction)

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WILLY: Yes, they are playing Del Mar.

(From - V: 1.06: Visitors’ Choice (instead of Playa Del Mar))

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HAM: A PhD in death.
WILLY: Oh no, he is against war. He is a confirmed pessimist.
JULIE: Pacifist, Willy

(From - V: 1.08: The Dissident)

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WILLY: Julie, may I guard your body?

(From - V: 1.08: The Dissident)

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WILLY: Deck the halls with lousy folly, Fa la la la la la la la la.
Tis believin’ spunky Molly, Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our gay apparel, Fa la la la la la la la
Holy Moly, Yule tide carol….

(From - V: 1.09: Reflections in Terror)

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JULIE: Willy, are you alright?
WILLY: Yes, he only injured my prize.

(From - V: 1.09: Reflections in Terror)

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WILLY: You mean I don’t get to dress up and give out pheasants?

(From - V: 1.09: Reflections in Terror)

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WILLY: How can I be of insistence?

(From - V: 1.11: The Hero)

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WILLY: The catcher is ready, all sisters go!

(From - V: 1.11: The Hero)

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WILLY: No, please! Do not harm me! I am insolent!

(From - V: 1.13: The Rescue)

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WILLY: Now, consecrate. What did Kyle say?

(From - V: 1.13: The Rescue)

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WILLY: Yes, it is always best not to jump to contusions.

(From - V: 1.13: The Rescue)

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WILLY: Who grows there?

(From - V: 1.13: The Rescue)

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WILLY: I am the outlook
DONOVAN: I think you mean the lookout

(From - V: 1.13: The Rescue)

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WILLY: Elizabeth has a pornographic memory!
ELIZABETH: Photographic!

(From - V: 1.13: The Rescue)

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ELIZABETH: Everything ok, Willy?
WILLY: It is all cleared out!

(From - V: 1.14: The Champion)
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WILLY: I am none the worse for air.
JULIE: Wear, Willy. Worse for wear.

(From - V: 1.14: The Champion)

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WILLY: That caring is what makes you so remorseful.

(From - V: 1.15: The Wildcats)

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WILLY: I thought that Ham and Chris were coming with you for this testy flight.
JULIE: That’s test flight.

(From - V#2)

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WILLY: It’s that transducer coil, Mike. I guess it wasn’t o-akay afterall.
DONOVAN: That’s A-OK Willy, something we’re definitely not going to be…

(From - V #2)

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WILLY: Young Billy told us about Silver Springs curious arrangement iwth the Visitors and why the locals had you three incinerated.
DONOVAN: Incarcerated Willy, but thanks.

(From - V #3)

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WILLY: You did everything you could do to persuade them to reiterate with us.
DONOVAN: I think you mean retaliate, Willy.

(From - V #3)

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WILLY: We did it Mike! We brought that ship down like a slain mallard!
DONOVAN: Dead duck, Willy.

(From - V #3)

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WILLY: Still as harsh a tuskmaster as ever, eh Renwald?
RENWALD: I believe the human term is tasmaster Willy.

(From - V# 5)

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WILLY: We can proceed Mike, the cost is clear.
DONOVAN: That’s coast Willy, but I get your drift.

(From - V #6)

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WILLY: You sound like a male chauvinist fig, Mike.
DONOVAN: That’s pig, Willy.

(From - V #9)

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WILLY: Hey you two, look what I found in the den! One of those drivel games you keep seeing on the television commercials.
ELIZABETH: Drivel?
KYLE: Willy, I think you mean trivial.

(From - V #9)

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WILLY: He was a blue-true friend

(From - V# 11)

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WILLY: When it comes to lizard technology, you’ve sure been a quack study, Mike.
DONOVAN: That’s quick Willy, quick study.

(From - V# 11)

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WILLY: You shouldn’t worry Julie, Barry is a reliable fifth columnist. He gets information right from the horse’s south.
JULIE: That’s horse’s mouth, Willy.

(From - V: Prisoners and Pawns)

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DONOVAN: How’s it going in there Willy?
WILLY: Lowly, very lowly.
DONOVAN: You mean slowly, Willy.
WILLY: Yes, Slowly. These smaller engines are extremely complex, but I shall have it sicked in a short time.
DONOVAN: Licked.

(From - V: The Florida Project)

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WILLY: Skyfighters are addended for intraplanetary travel only and are limited.
DONOVAN: Intended.

(From - V: The Florida Project)

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WILLY: Grace yourselves!
EVERYONE: What?
DONOVAN: He meant BRACE YOURSELVES!

(From - V: The Florida Project)

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WILLY: I’m lurching for Dr. Randall Brunk.
ELLIS: Huh? Lurching? You mean searching for Dr. Brunk?

(From - V: The New England Resistance)

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WILLY: I mean you no charm.
ELLIS: No charm? You mean harm don’t you?

(From - V: The New England Resistance)

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WILLY: Forgive my violence I was not my own master for a vile.
SARAH: A vile?
WILLY: I mean awhile. I was stationed for Saudi Arabia when I first came to Earth and I have never learned the English Hexicon very well.
SARAH: I think you mean lexicon but it doesn’t matter right now.

(From - V: The New England Resistance)

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WILLY: I will kiss you all very much.
SARAH: You mean you’ll miss us.

(From - V: The New England Resistance)

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ELIAS: Willy, my man, what are you making?
WILLY: I am creating a new commotion Elias.
MIRANDA: You mean concoction Willy, although from here, it certainly has been sounding like a commotion.

(From - V: Death Tide)

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WILLY: The Visitor are our best strippers, Ham.
ELIAS: Tippers, Willy. Tippers.

( From - V: Death Tide)

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WILLY: Do you lick my drink?
BERNARD: I usually swallow them.

(From - V: Death Tide)

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WILLY: I tried to capture your vision Elias, but you were not watching me!
ELIAS: You mean catch my eye.

(From - V: Death Tide)

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WILLY: He says Diana has been working him over lately.
JULIE: What?
ELIAS: You mean she’s overworking him.

(From - V: Death Tide)

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WILLY: Is anything the mutter, Mike?
ELIAS: That’s matter, Willy.

(From - V: Death Tide)

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WILLY: No thanks, you see I am a veterinarian.
ROY: Just because you look after ‘em don’t mean you can’t eat ‘em.

(From - V: Symphony of Terror)

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WILLY: Let us hold paws if you think it would help.

(From - V: Symphony of Terror)

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WILLY: During the ritual of Zon, many people seem to experience lesions.
TOMOKO: You mean visions?

(From - V: Symphony of Terror)

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WILLY: Some large hair is arriving tomorrow.
HARMY: Large hair?
WILLY: I thought that’s what he said.
HARMY: Do you mean big wig?
WILLY: Ah, right. bigwig, yes.

(From - V: The Second Generation Novel)

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MARTIN: And you say he’s very intelligent?
WILLY: Off the carts!
MARTIN: You mean charts?
WILLY: Ahh charts, yes.

(From - V: The Second Generation Novelization)

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WILLY: Oh, and they’re also creating contact lenses that make their eyes violent.
JULIE: Violent? You mean violet?
WILLY: Ah, violet, yes.

(From - V: The Second Generation Novelization)

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WILLY: Plus REGIONS of others!
RUBY: Legions.
WILLY: Yes! Legions!

(From - V: The Second Generation Novelization)

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JEREMY: Yes, what’s the matter?
WILLY: I’m ah…just!
JEREMY: You are just?
WILLY: Yes, commandant.
JEREMY: Just what?
WILLY: I am just, I don’t know where I am.
JEREMY: You mean lost you idiot.

(From - V: The Second Generation Novelization)